☮ & ♥

These never fail to make me giggle and even though I could only swim varsity one year thanks to the lousy coach...I still consider myself a swimmer


1) We're always wet and ready to go fast...
2) We're always nearly naked...
3) No matter how tired we get, we can always keep going...
4) Good on our stomach or on our back...
5) We prefer latex on our head...
6) We dive right in and get started...
7) We always put in a hard thrust at the very end...
8) We like the pull boy between our legs...
9) We can stroke it in 4 different ways...
10) Eye protection is sometimes necessary...
11) Butterfly...hump it hump it....
12) We've been trained well... lots of training to get this good...
13) We have excellent endurance and stamina...
14) Strong forearms for well, ya know ...
15) 6am-6pm we're ready anytime ...
16) We can perform well anywhere ...
17) We don't mind it when it gets a little rough...
18) We are ready to go on command...
19) Corkscrew's our favorite drill ...
20) We go back and forth, over and over, and love it!...